Even Heroes Fail

PB&J!  And OMG, TOBY!  LOL "Is this your fun little way of congratulating us?" "...yes?"

ANGELA! "Pam *is* the office mattress."

Oh Dwight!  Garbage the feral barn cat?  Dude, you FAIL.

"Those are only for 'relationships'."  Poor Toby.  "Let's just wait and see what happens."

Oh, hello Ryan The Douche.  Little Old Man Boy.  Nice.

Wow, Ryan's *twinkle* sure said a lot, Michael.

"OMG, Dwight and Angela!" "OMG, DUH!"

I love Phyllis: "Couldn't see your hands."  Wow, Phyllis?  Kind of a bitch.

Oh Kelly! "I'm pregnant!" *shakes head vigorously* 

I hope Jan kicks Ryan's ass.  Oh, Michael's so clueless...

CREED!  HAHAHAHA!

OMG, Dwight's Nazi grandparents are canon!  "Argentina has great beef... beef and Nazis."

Kelly kicks ass.

Awww, I actually feel sorry for Dwight.  *sniffle*

"I just want to be friends.  And a little extra.  Also: I love you."

The magic's gone.  "I now find you...repulsive."  Pam's face was hilarity.

Poor Michael!  "You can't be on the team.  You can't move on to second grade."

ANDY!  ANDY AND JIM!  "Cash basket!"

Awww, poor crying Dwight.

Bwah, Kevin & Andy are Ryan fangirls.  "He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan would smell like."

AIR FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow.  Just wow.  Michael & Dwight are...wow.

I WANT JIM TO KICK RYAN'S ASS!

"I guess he can't get *any* girl he wants."

"I drove my car in to a f*ing lake." LOL

Ryan. Is. A. Douche.